![]() ![]() I hate this anime shit.” And yet here it is. If I was sleepy and cranky and you handed me The Sexy Anime Drawing Book, I might actually say, “Ha ha what’s the book’s intro? Something like, ‘ remember, perverts, to draw the little girl’s vagina bones wrong so you don’t discourage any nearby underage pornographers!’ Jesus, I went dark, sorry. ![]() I have to be honest– this book’s introduction is so close to an unformed joke I would make about it that it feels like a prank. And she assumes your child is a boy, specifically an insecure boy who really needs a win, even if it means you throwing the big titty drawing competition the two of you are having. No, Melody is in fact very specific that it is this book, The Sexy Anime Drawing Book, she wants you to give your child. Let’s keep reading to see if Melody corrects herself. This might be nothing more than poor phrasing. Now that I’ve established my deal, here is some parenting advice.” You don’t have to imagine it! Because that’s what happened! Imagine if someone walked up to you and said, “Kids hate to draw, even sexy, writhing ladies, so you need to beg them. Still in the first sentence, we also learn Melody doesn’t have a problem associating her sexy anime pictures with childhood development. In only the first sentence we learn Melody hates drawing which is a strange revelation in a drawing book. Maybe we can learn more from the book’s weirdly long introduction? As far as I can tell, this Melody Love dropped from the stars two years ago to write this book and then went into hiding. The first is a porn actress, the second is a Puerto Rican activist in Rhode Island, the third is a cosmetics company, and the fourth is a different artist named Melody Love. I looked up the author and despite her talent and shameless love of thigh gaps, she’s not among the top four most popular Melody Loves. You’re not wrong, but I think there’s also a mystery story here. With that title and that cover, I imagine you have very specific expectations of this book: Melody is going to teach us how to make our own pornography at home. So I’m very excited to learn about both from the 188 page art manual, the Sexy Anime DRAWING BOOK: EASY TECHNIQUES AND STEP-BY-STEP ON HOW TO DRAW 29 SEXY ANIME GIRLS by Melody Love (2020). There are only two things I appreciate about anime– the high effort line art and the effortless horniness. ![]()
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